It's a little-known fact that car enthusiasts have notoriously bad senses of humor. Kidding, kidding. But if you know a car lover and you've got a gift for the giggles, consider April Fool's Day to be your newest playground. Whether you love cars or love someone who loves cars (or maybe you just want to pull some auto pranks around the office), we've come up with 10 great April Fool's pranks for the jokester and car lover in (or around) you. Happy pranking!

1. Collector Car Tax

   The Shelby American Automobiles Club pulled an Orson Welles on the American classic car lover. Their 2011 April Fool's gag announced in a four-page newsletter a new collector car tax. Most notable for their great mock-up of a New York Times front page, this prank had car collectors up in arms, from sea to shining sea.

2. Wrapping

   If you're a drunk college kid, or just one on the inside, wrapping someone's car is a great April Fool's gag. Especially if you're friends or lovers with a persnickety automotive purist, gift wrapping, shrink wrapping, or Saran wrapping is a way to play a joke that shouldn't ruffle too many feathers. Just gain access to the car (you don't need the keys for this one) late at night, and proceed to wrap at your leisure. It's like wrapping a house, only with less clean up. And you should use something more sinister than toilet paper. Be liberal in your application of the Saran wrap — the harder it is for them to clean up, the longer you have to point and laugh.

3. Post-It'd!

   It's no stapler in a Jell-O mold, but you can use office supplies for this fun trick. Try putting Post-Its all over the car. Everywhere. Even coat the undercarriage. As long as it takes you to put them on is nothing compared to the fun you'll have watching your driver have to take them off. Bonus points for fun shapes, or writing a message with differently colored Post-Its. Minus points for using Silly String instead of stickies — you're (hopefully) not in fourth grade anymore.

4. Full Blast

   If you've got access to the keys, this one's simple, quick, and fun. Take the keys to your car-loving friend's auto, and turn the radio up full blast. Bonus points for a Tejano station, especially if your friend likes to jam to rap and rock. Turn the air conditioner on cold and full blast (hence, the name). Also turn the front and back windshield wipers on, and maybe the hazards or brights for good measure. Take it to the limit by adjusting the steering wheel and seat base all the way up and forward, making it hard for the driver to enter the car. If you also put Vaseline on the steering wheel and gearshift, they'll think that's the end of the prank. The double whammy is great, as they'll already be frustrated (or laughing) when they turn on the car.

5. Cuppa Joe

   If you're a car lover that doesn't want to potentially wreck the interior of your car for the sake of a prank, try faking out all the other drivers on the road. Secure (read: duct tape) a venti cup of coffee to the roof of your car, and take a spin, ostentatiously making sharp turns on roads where plenty of people are able to see. Make certain that everyone's watching you and wondering how your master handling gets the cup to stay put, especially while you do donuts in a parking lot. Bonus points for doing this with a car seat and a doll while speeding down a highway with your flashers on. Double bonus points? Not getting pulled over.

6. Sticker Price

   Making fake magnetic bumper stickers might be costly, but you can really annoy your car freak friend. Especially if they care about the exterior of their car looking sharp, this prank is a sure bet to get some laughs (or growls). Get magnets printed up with cheesy slogans that are bumper sticker-sized. Place them all over the car in question, and wait for your reward. Bonus points if you get political. Minus points if you get too crass.

7. Cinder Blocks

   This one's particularly fitted for those of you that continually try to mask your white trash roots. Remove the tires from a car and prop 'er up on cinder blocks. Bonus points for doing this on the day that your victim has a big meeting, or is really nervous about any "big deal" event for which they're going to have to make a drive. Double bonus points if you hire a NASCAR pit crew to replace the tires in three minutes flat, so that your car enthusiast loved one won't be late. Minus points if you get them fired for not showing up to that board meeting on time.

8. Golf Balls To The Wall

   Best for compact cars (or people that have several thousand golf balls to unload), fill the car up with golf balls so that, upon opening the door, the balls roll out. This also works with beans, pennies, and styrofoam peanuts — the most economical, but least environmental of the bunch. Bonus points if you find a way to incorporate a gaggle of white turtledoves to also fly out of the car, gloriously punctuating your prank. Minus points if you kill the doves.

9. Junk In The Trunk

   One really fun and fairly simple April Fool's day gag is to line the trunk of someone's car in plastic, and then fill the trunk with water. Sealing plastics and drop cloths work best for this, as you want to be certain that you don't damage the car. The sight gag should be enough to drop some jaws. Be sure that you have an exit strategy, because remember: cars don't flush.

10. Love Notes

    This one's for pansies and anarchists. Whether you're too chicken to play a real prank, or you just like inserting a little chaos into the world, you've found a friend in the love note prank. Leave a long note on someone's car, explaining that you're terribly sorry and you'll pay for the damages. This prank only works, by the way, if you didn't actually hit them. An alternate message could read "I just got seen hitting your car, and I'm pretending to leave my info."

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Used car salesmen get a bad rap, and it's wholly deserved. Any honest used car salesman, we'll pretend for the moment that this isn't an oxymoron, will tell you that bad acting, manipulation, and lies are all techniques utilized by their brethren in order to get you to buy a car at the highest possible price. Some of the lines used car salesmen repeatedly use in negotiations seem harmless, and even earnest. Others are insanely over the top, designed to keep you on your heels, wondering if you're going to make it out of the dealership alive with your shirt and your integrity intact. Before you go shopping for a used car, make a note of the following eight classic and bizarre lines a used car salesman might throw at you.

1. "If you don't like our prices, you can kiss our ass!"

   If you go into a used car dealership unprepared, not having researched the kind of car you want to buy and some idea of how you plan to finance your purchase, the salesman will smell it within the first few minutes of meeting you. One line they'll try to hand you is that their prices are absolutely the fairest and most competitive on the entire planet Earth. Question this, and they'll try to make you feel like you're not only ungrateful, but worthy of contempt. Just like ol' honest Abe implies to great effect in the commercial we've linked to, used car dealerships do not care if you're too stupid to appreciate their generosity.

2. "I don't know if I can do that, but if I could, would you buy this car today?"

   One frustrating but seldom understood fact is that the sales manager for a car dealership has the final say in any negotiations taking place regarding your used car purchase, and you probably will never see him. However, your friendly salesman will tell you, earnestly and sincerely, that he alone is willing to go to bat with the sales manager for you. But only if you make a commitment to buy a car today. You may even be asked to sign a piece of paper attesting that. But remember, when negotiating a price, you do not have to sign anything. And if you do, whatever you sign isn't binding anyway.

3. "We knew it had that problem. That's why it's priced so low."

   A classic line that spins a negative, like a smoking engine or a passenger side door that won't open, into a positive. If a salesman hands you this line, and assuming you still really want the car in question, try to negotiate for an even lower price since you'll be spending additional money to deal with needed repairs. But before doing that, even if the salesman has pointed out problems with the car for sale, take it to a mechanic for a thorough inspection.

4. "People with bad credit driving everywhere!"

   If you find the notion of a used car dealership guaranteeing that they will approve any buyer for financing no matter how terrible their credit is, then you probably don't have the cash flow to pay off a loan in the first place. It's not that you don't deserve and shouldn't be allowed to drive a decent automobile. But anyone who tells you, "No money down, no credit check, and no problem!" is probably out to screw you over one way or another. Check out Take Charge America for free advice as to how to take control of your credit history and debt. New England residents with limited incomes or bad credit can contact the non-profit More Than Wheels for help with buying a car.

5. "Beans!"

   "Ask for my wife," says used car salesman Crazy Hubbard. "She's cookin' a pot of beans! And she'd love to serve some to you!" Mmm, yummy! Not all, but indeed, a disturbing number of used car salesmen, will go over the top trying to convince you that they are "crazy." They may wear ridiculous clothing, run around the lot like a chicken with their heads cut off, or offer you bowl after complimentary bowl of beans, all in an effort to make you feel a little bit smarter than this spaz who's trying to sell you a car. Don't let yourself be distracted. At least not while on the dealership's lot. You can check out and laugh at these wackadoos later in private thanks to YouTube.

6. "There's no better time to buy a used car!"

   Actually, with the economy still in the toilet, and interest rates relatively low as a result, now may be a good time if not a great time to buy a used car. However, we take issue with the high-pressure, Chicken Little on crack sales technique where the salesman implores you to understand and appreciate that this moment, this moment where you decided to stroll into a dealership, just so happens to be the perfect time to buy a car. Maybe the salesperson really is scrambling to make their quota for the month, but you really have no way of knowing.

7. "…but you'd better hurry! Because when they're gone, they're gone!"

   You should shop around when buying a car in order to make an informed and financially intelligent purchase. Used car salesmen know this, and will try to push you into making decisions on the spot. It's a tactic very similar to the Chicken Little technique, where if you, the buyer, snooze, you'll lose. And the perfect car with the perfect deal will be gone! Forever! Or at least until you visit another used car dealership.

8. "We have overhead! We need to make enough profit to pay for the lights, the electricity, and the salesmen!"

   If a used car salesman pulls this one out of their proverbial butt, congratulate yourself, because you, the buyer, probably have them by the proverbial balls. Whining is usually a sign of desperation. Car dealerships make big profits selling trade-ins on their lots. There's no sticker showing what the dealer paid for the used car, and the buyer is left to do the guesswork. So no, the dealership you're visiting probably isn't in danger of going under. If it is, you should definitely take your business elsewhere.

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St. Patrick's Day is upon us, and everything's going green. While you may be more focused on your shamrock necktie or bright green tights, the automotive world is taking green to the next level. And environmentally friendly transportation means big business for these lucky automotive outfits. You can read 'em in a pinch, so go ahead and check out these eight green cars (the greenest in all of Ireland) for all your St. Patty's Day motoring needs.

1. REVA Electric Car

   GreenAer is an Irish organization focused on fostering awareness and sales of environmentally friendly modes of transport. They're big proponents of the REVA, an economical electric car with a crazy rad turning radius and several easy options for charging. You're in luck, Europe — this green vehicle is priced right, starting at €11,500.

2. Toyota Auris Hybrid

   Sold as a European replacement for the Corolla hatchback, the Auris hybrid is one of Ireland's favorite sellers. Reasonably priced, environmentally friendly, and packed with features, the Auris hybrid is a solid choice for the price and expected longevity of the vehicle. And with Toyota Ireland sponsoring ECO-UNESCO's "Clubs in Action" program, a portion of your dollars (or, euros, as it were) go to help kids' community projects focused on micro-environmentalism.

3. Volkswagen BlueMotion Polo

   The Volkswagen BlueMotion Polo is another reasonably priced eco-friendly favorite of the Irish. This diesel car knocks the Toyota Prius and the Honda Insight out of the water in terms of fuel efficiency, but isn't a favorite in terms of power performance, with its three-cylinder engine and wonky gearshift indicator.

4. Skoda Fabia Estate Greenline

   One of the larger green vehicles, the Skoda Estate GreenLine is a sensible choice for family transportation. The newest version, the GreenLine II, offers even more eco-features, making it the most environmentally friendly member of the Skoda family. Low prices, fuel economy, and versatile usability make the Estate GreenLine and GreenLine II good bets for any European trying to "green" up their commute.

5. SEAT Ibiza 1.4 TDi Ecomotive

   Called a supermini, the SEAT Ibiza, a cousin of Volkswagen, was named one of the 100 most reliable cars of the past decade, according to a GizMag article. And with the Irish getting a tax break for how "green" their engines are, these little eco-wonders are selling well.

6. Opel Corsa 1.3 CDTi

   Newer models of the Opel Corsa, another favorite brand of the Irish, come equipped with "ecotec" engines. These cars aren't known for their beauty of design, but their practical usage platforms make them a favorite of their owners. Partnering with GM Gamma and Fiat, what Opel cars lack in blockbuster sales, they make up for in loyal customers.

7. Toyota iQ

   With the i short for "intelligence," "innovation," and "individuality," and the Q referencing "quality," the Toyota iQ is the company's answer to the Smart ForTwo. This cute, environmentally friendly compact hatchback is a favorite of the Irish, as well as the rest of Europe and Japan — it won Japan's Car of The Year in 2008.

8. Renault Clio dCi 86

   With its slogan reading "Elle a Tout d'une Grande" (the small car with big attributes), this small, comfortable car has a reputation for being simple to handle and utilitarian (read: basic). The engine is capable of running on alternative fuels, and the Clio is a favorite of green drivers worldwide.

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